met and big smiles ran across our faces. He looked even better in the morning!
Pretty Boy slid a drink down the chrome-plated bar, winked and told me
it was just for me. He said it would warm me, wake me, and kick me
back to bed, all in one swig. Oh yeah, baby, that it did. And
when I ended up back in bed, I had Pretty Boy with me.
Conduct's Killer Coffee
was a dreary, dark morning and I shouldn’t have been up so early, but I
was. I had a mission. The previous evening I had met an extremely
Pretty Boy at a rockabilly rally in the art district of old town.
He was showing some artwork and I had been admiring it (as well as him)
with a vengeance. Pretty Boy made me promise I’d sashay my svelte
ass into the bar where he worked, first thing the next morning. I
explained that mornings were usually out of the question, but I would seriously
try… for him. He said he would make it worth my while.
late morning upon me, I slip in to the oh- too-cheerfully lit cocktail
lounge, wearing a frilly, little, red retro dress with little martini glasses
sewn in the collar.
to Do It, Baby
in an Irish Coffee mug:
oz. Black Velvet
and Bottoms Up, Baby!
Caroline’s Irish Cream
to fill the glass
of whipped cream
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Alvarez is a saucy
little sex advice columnist whose column, Mz. Conduct's House Of Sin appears
monthly in SFX
men's magazine. She published a zine called the Gutter Rag for
several years and her erotica flash fiction and poetry have appeared at
Brilliant Smut and Clean
Sheets as well as Girlphoria
and Venus or Vixen? She's written an article on animal abuse for
of Bounds magazine, political reviews for Portland's Alliance
newspaper, an art op-ed piece for The Chicago Tribune and Curio
magazine. Mz. Kimi, as she so adoringly is called, is a garden goddess,
weight room enthusiast, martini shaker collector, animal rescuer, bad girl
extraordinaire and the mother you were warned about. Visit
Mz. Conduct at her new Web site.
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