"It makes a great difference to a speaker whether he has something to say,
or has to say something."
Mind Caviar, Vol. 3 Spring Issue, 2002
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I immediately ordered a Gin ‘n Juice.
Now this boy was gorgeous, but he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. I ordered another Gin ‘n Juice and soon knew that the wicked wench in me would inevitably take over. He blathered about the music scene and that suited me fine, as I can slip into that as easily as a pair of leopard skin mules. After hours of blathering, I still couldn’t get past the dunce hat I pictured him in. If he called me “dude” in one more of his overly animated sentences, I would feel compelled to be homicidal.
more Gin ‘n Juice and I asked for cab fare home. He peeled out a twenty
and asked if we could do this again.
Take a pint glass and add a fourth grape juice, a fourth lemonade (fresh squeezed is always best), and a fourth (maybe a dash more) of Tanqueray gin. Add crushed ice and toss in a maraschino cherry. Stir with a neon pink, naked girl, swizzle stick and stab in a straw. Voila, the perfect refreshing cure for a dull, yet beautiful boy. Just sit and imagine him with a ball gag and a cock ring... oh yeah. Swill baby swill.
and Bottoms Up, Baby!
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